like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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