But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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