I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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