Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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