But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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