found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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