why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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