he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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