wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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