And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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