Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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