Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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