i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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