This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize