Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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