Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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