I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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