Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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