no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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