Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
