I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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