I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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