absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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