she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so let's talk penis.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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