i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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