I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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