I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Dicks are not precious.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
