billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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