it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We are two peas in an std pod
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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