He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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