We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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