so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You can't just leave with hair like that
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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