I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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