You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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