i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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