so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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