false alarm. still invincible.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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