I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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