yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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