At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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