I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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