I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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