my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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