But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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