i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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