my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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