You're completely useless in the revolution.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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