You work out of a Hotel?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Do vagina's smell?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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