Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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