I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
