Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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