Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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