she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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