So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
