Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
did i just pee glitter
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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