ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Did we literally take a cab across the street
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
